Kurt has poke balls ready for Gary Oak upon his arrival.

Kurt has poke balls ready for Gary Oak upon his arrival.

Gary Oak can make pokemon forget HM moves… with his fists.

Gary Oak can make pokemon forget HM moves… with his fists.

For the record, I never saw this episode, but my friend kept telling me about the scene, so the Gary-ism was begging to be made.

For the record, I never saw this episode, but my friend kept telling me about the scene, so the Gary-ism was begging to be made.

Gary Oak isn’t limited to a linear path when playing Pokemon Snap.

Gary Oak isn’t limited to a linear path when playing Pokemon Snap.

Oh, Mr. Mime…

Oh, Mr. Mime…

Gary Oak won the nobel prize in literature…

The hectic meter’s gone down, so the Gary-isms are officially back up on a regular Friday and Saturday basis!

Gary Oak won the nobel prize in literature…

The hectic meter’s gone down, so the Gary-isms are officially back up on a regular Friday and Saturday basis!

Gary Oak doesn’t need a pokemon to use strength. That would just hold him back.

Gary Oak doesn’t need a pokemon to use strength. That would just hold him back.

We here at themostinterestingOAKintheworld do not necessarily share the opinions or language of Gary Oak. That doesn’t mean we’re not allowed to find said opinions and language hilarious.
Getting a bit busy during the school year, so things might slow down a bit, but the Oak will go on!

We here at themostinterestingOAKintheworld do not necessarily share the opinions or language of Gary Oak. That doesn’t mean we’re not allowed to find said opinions and language hilarious.

Getting a bit busy during the school year, so things might slow down a bit, but the Oak will go on!

Gary Oak caught the Legendary Beasts, before the Brass Tower burned down.

credit to yuji-elwhy

Gary Oak’s “Attract” works on pokemon of all genders… even those without one.

Gary Oak’s “Attract” works on pokemon of all genders… even those without one.

Gary Oak doesn’t egg cars… he exeggcutes them.

Gary Oak doesn’t egg cars… he exeggcutes them.

Gary Oak has a vacation home in Glitch City and a timeshare in the Distortion World.

Gary Oak has a vacation home in Glitch City and a timeshare in the Distortion World.

Do you want your Togepi happy enough to evolve? Just give it to Gary Oak.

Do you want your Togepi happy enough to evolve? Just give it to Gary Oak.

Gary Oak actually can’t use Swords Dance. His attack won’t go any higher.

Gary Oak actually can’t use Swords Dance. His attack won’t go any higher.

Shiny Gary Oak has the same color scheme as Regular Gary Oak. He’s already perfect.

Shiny Gary Oak has the same color scheme as Regular Gary Oak. He’s already perfect.